The Conjecturer

Jun 01

“Celebrity sightings were common, too. “I brought the whole cast of ‘From Here to Eternity’ to Hawaii,” he said, rattling off the list of stars that included Burt Lancaster, Frank Sinatra, Montgomery Clift and Deborah Kerr. “I made her bed in the stateroom. That was exciting,” he added. “Burt Lancaster had 12 or 13 martinis, then came and bartended with me as if he hadn’t had one.” — An amazing 63 years as a flight attendant.

May 31

“You need to perform big, beefy exercises to build monster arms.” — Why do all workout plans read like softcore gay porn?

May 18

“But Andrew [Sullivan]’s writing is not and never has been much about making sense in this way. Andrew is a man of enormous feeling capable of reacting to public figures with ferocious hostility or flushed adoration. His reactions are often completely unhinged, wildly inapposite, and rarely stable over time. Andrew falls in and out of love like a bipolar fourteen year-old diarist. Yet he proceeds — and this is as maddening as it is riveting — as if he were not an overheated, fickle instrument, as if his vehement mutable passions about public persons made perfect sense, were the unimpeachable output of a judicious internal process of cool analysis sensitive only to the objective features his subjects. But just when Andrew’s infuriating audacity or blindness or whatever it is has you ready to punch your laptop, he teases you with fluent erudition, penetrating insight, subtle analysis and measured intellectual judgment. This mix is fascinating. It can be addictive. No, it does not make sense.” — Finally. Will Wilkinson says something interesting.

“But let me put the question another way: what sort of a society would we have if we came to see all family relationships primarily in terms of equal rights?” — The Archibishop of York, John Sentamu, arguing that moar equality for gays means less meaning for straights. Or something about the horrors of equality.

Now that the State Department is considering delisting the MEK as a Foreign Terrorist Organization after months of high-profile pressure by prominent former officials, let’s think of other FTOs you can materially support without going to jail!

Oh wait, there aren’t any. Oh well.

May 17

Oh honey… No. Just, no.

Oh honey… No. Just, no.

So, gaydar is a real thing that exists, especially for ladyfolk. SCIENCE!

May 15

Humanity is doomed

May 14

Oh, for fuck's sake

Peter Thiel, who has publicly counseled teenagers not to go to college because it's a waste of time and money, requires a "High GPA from top-tier university" if you are to work for him.